if we start a struggle session on "should you post comment counts in the news thread", I think we can hit 2k+ comments a day, easy
"don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately"
how long does it take for one of these to touch down after being launched?
it is day 3 of this war, it literally just started, Israel's air defenses are already faltering and they're already asking for US intervention, on day 3. what do you mean "Iran can barely handle Israel"? you are in the uncharted dark depths of an ocean of doomerism.
🚨we've moved up to "deeply concerned"!🚨 
yeah, the week of, and weeks following, October 7th regularly hit between 8k-10k comments
i can't take raising canes seriously. it's "the kid's menu" turned into a restaurant. I imagine 90% of the people who order from raising canes say the words "no slaw, extra fries" every time they do.
undetonated explosive devices
look inside
it's fireworks
An AI video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of AI to deliver a victim impact statement.
We live in the stupidest fucking timeline
un-badposting: much love to the admins, this has been an absolute shitstorm of a week. I have no doubt that the trust can be rebuilt and hexbear will thrive 
Beloved actor Kevin Bacon has reportedly passed away at the age of 66. Known for his iconic roles in films like "Footloose" and "A Few Good Men," Bacon's sudden demise has left fans heartbroken, with many speculating that humanity now has nothing left to lose.
something something specter something Lemmyverse 
every cop deserves to fucking die, in my opinion
Colonel Nathan McCormack go on Chapo