n of knives I had saved up for the zombie apocalypse and the yu-gi-oh cards I've also been saving up for downtime r&r in between missions and he said "cool". Vros I got a really good shot at getting into special forces. I can run half a mile and I lost 5 pounds, I've also been mentally preparing by owning the libs on /r/combatfootage.

They aren’t even trying to manufacture consent. They’re just dabbing on you guys.

that’s it. Just a friendly reminder.

Right fellas ? owo

Remember folks, always carry your epibeanis pen.

a chilling parable for a modern age

We me and a couple of the 'bears put our money together and bought a Luigi board.

"Huehuehue what if I summon Stalin", one of us said (just like Seth Rogan, funniest ape actir) and we all nodded and agreed because Hexbears are a hivemind we all put our hogs on the Waluigi board and asked the immortal spirit of tankism to summon Stalin.

You fycking fuck, you summoned him in attack mode you baka! You stupid filthy baka! I screamed as Stalin emerged and used his giant spoon to reduce our life points to zero.

That's why we're in the Shadow Realm now fumking IDIOT

Are you exercising your rights?

i have no idea what this would cause or fix but i think time zones are dumb and there should be only one time on earth

It's a grain/legume unity ticket. Let's back our long bean boy

Hubba hubba awoooga now that's a legume

If you don't see a beanis that means you are the beanis

If you could attend a protest for funsies what would you do for a sign? Mine would be like "TACO Tuesdays? I don't think so, hombre!" or "Um...there is a criminal in the white house...wow I guess I need a drink!"

Boobie

They better be good. I want totally new types of cat, don't just put a silly hat on one and be like "yeah that's a spoingle"

we have

a bowl that, whenever you touch it, fills up with oatmeal.

a stick that can't be broken

a hat that gives the power of teleportation, but only to birds.