Movies & TV

There's a reason they never made Nosferathree.

I liked Nosferatu

Actually it was great. But I acknowledge your incorrect opinion.

The movie took place in Germany except for the castle and village scenes.

British accents still don't make sense, though.

I thought it was great, surprised by the intense hate. I love eggers though

I did think it looked pretty but otherwise it sucked.

This should be in Badposting

It's so bad! You can't see a thing, there's a magic exposition man, everyone constantly talks for no reason and the message appears to be that women having sexual desires causes the plague. Like, Werner Herzog did this movie already and Eggers instead decided to crib most of the changes for his version from Francis Ford Coppola (and from The Exorcist, the scariest movie of all time (!)). I should have realized after watching The VVitch that he's just another middlebrow director with weird gender hang-ups that get lauded for being incomprehensible. Also, what kind of filmmaker is unable to make a movie set in the current day? Seriously now.

It was good actually

I liked it. It's set in Germany tho. At least, the city is in Germany.

it's not nearly as good as the lighthouse or the witch but i enjoyed it. very pretty at least if a little boring. he does better making less plot driven, more artsy shit i think. i probably won't watch it again.

I thought it was the best film of the past 5 years. As for the British Accent, I heard eggers wanted to but was basically told that US audiences would be unable to distinguish the accent from Orlok's and he wanted the contrast.

i think lily-rose depp is the only american in the cast, but yeah it wasn't great

to be fair i watched the OG and herzog version like a day or two before the new nosferatu, but damn what a downgrade

it's like... so modern horror movie it hurts, if i had to describe it. just threw all of the current horror trends into a movie, vampire looks like they're malnourished instead of a vampire, almost comical sex macabre scenes. easily the least interesting rendition of nosferatu as a villain, they somehow managed to make a boring willem dafoe role which i previously didn't think was possible, and overall it just felt like it had so much less to say. only prop i can give it is that the blood sucking sounds were pretty good, props to the foley peeps. robert eggers? ya basic

biggest horror movie disappointment to me since longlegs

Leftists: "culture is garbage and everything is bought and paid for in a way that's designed to extract maximum profit for minimum effort. Let me go back to the same slop trough and get another snootful!"

I don't understand why anyone is surprised that entertainment is garbage. I don't know the first thing about this movie. I don't know whose in it, who directed it, or any other relevant detail, and somehow I could still tell it wasn't worth my time.

The Chapo podcast does this too. Three bromandudes in their 40s get famous pointing out how shitty American culture is while simultaneously drinking it all in to the point that they are current on every single shitty show or movie.

It's like when I see someone at work palling around with someone they just got done talking shit about.

I was about to chew your ass out for insulting a classic but then I realized it was the remake I haven’t seen yet so carry on

We watched it together on Hextube and it was a jolly good time.

It was ok but i like herzog’s version more

I love Eggers’s other films but yeah this one was disappointing

I fell asleep 40 minutes into it at the theater when I saw it a week ago.

No

Trash Dracula look like boat

most movies make me feel this way so when one doesn't it really shocks my system