SovietBeerTruckOperator

joined 5 months ago

I'm so messed up

angry-place

Should make "Hell yeah dude" is campaign slogan

 

Feel like half the hot girls I know are dating a dude with that facial hair.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Saying slurs > bombing Iran

You selling those prints?

It's like ASMR listening to him carve wood while speaking in that lovely Irish draw.

 

This guy clearly pisses Stout and shits Potatoes.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 40 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I think Nick should run for President. He'd be like a non-evil Trump. He'd just say and do shit and people would try and scold him for it but he'd just shrug it off like Trump does. Plus it would be funny to see the Lib media dig up random Saul videos to be horrified at just for him to double down.

 

Does this lady work at the Chinese National Erotic Prints Factory? Or are those saucy pics of herself she's printing on an industrial printer and she just has a poster of Mao up?

They attacked Iranian forces outside of Iran, that's a little different.

You Natalie, fyi you can just not reply to people on Twitter. You could just log off entirely.

"Lol this virgin thinks he can make fire when we all know it is a gift from the sky!"

Yeah that's kinda how it feel for me, like a just watched a horror movie, scary but not like traumatizing.

 

I constantly have dreams where crazy violent and weird stuff happens but I don't wake up in cold sweats or anything. I just get up and was like "that was kinda fucked" and then go take a shower and go about my day.

Am I a psychopath or something?

 

Nerd: "Um, so I developed this system of symbols to represent different amounts of things. Like we have FOUR bananas over there, and FIVE..."

Cool Jock: "Lol check out this NERD trying to create SYSTEMS to quantify material reality!"

Nerd: "Well I think it will make our gathering more efficient if we..."

Cool Jock: pushes nerd on the ground "Sorry nerd, I gotta go our and fulfill my visceral desire for physical activity but hunting a gazelle, don't have time for your dork ass 'high thoughts' shit."

 

he-admit-it

 

I don't like coffee

(Neither of these are true statements for me)

 

Like how did you end up fighting in like 10 different revolutionary wars dude? How did you get any sleep?

 

GHOST TOUR GUY FUCKING DECREES IT!

 

I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

 

I want to wear this shirt on a cruise and hit on older women at a tiki bar while wearing it. I want to play poker in a basement in suburban Boston while wearing this shirt. I want to order a burger at a 5 Star restaurant while wearing this shirt. I want to show up to my child custody hearing in this shirt.

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