MineDayOff

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Parenting Chat - 06/22 - 06/28 in c/parenting@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Try to limit it as much as possible. But I've worked out a situation where I can get them to agree to a timer. So I set a timer for whatever we agree upon on my phone and when the timer goes off TV is all done

Cockatoos have learned to operate drinking fountains in Australia in c/earth@hexbear.net
"We need a strong Republican party" guy looking at me like in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I got one from buttigeig the other day. I was like oh f*** he's running

Does he know the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes? in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Start your own cooking show then a******

Ayooo, just got offered a job with [My City's] Campaign To End Homelessness in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

FUCK yeah

Primary school kids take trains by themselves yet the big tough republicans make it sound like its arkham asylum in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

"Uhhh, my stop is right here"

gets off bus

No one should hand wash their car because carwash machines exist in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

They're trying to open a car wash by a nature preserve in my town. We already have like 15 f****** car washes

What albums would you put on a "general public" playlist? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Probably General Public's first album, "All The Rage"

My small but growing cheap ceramics collection in c/art@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

That sounds amazing

The 2000s fucking sucked in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Watch "Swordfish" and have a good laugh

Bruh in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Daisy did nothing wrong

Literally on the clock and slacking off at work on a holiday rn. in c/main@hexbear.net
[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Wish I could do that with the in-laws grillman matt-grillin

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What were you fleeing from, and why? (hexbear.net)
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This was in a Costco magazine. The family used ""savings"" to start this business and then later got a military contract with the US. I wonder where that savings came from? Perhaps more family lore?

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Taking my 2yo to the bathroom: SEE YOU AT THE POTTY! (youtu.be)
 

Richter

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Ate too many nuts last night and I can't stop sh*tting (hexbear.net)
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Pistachi--OW! kelly

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Mushroom Lasangna (hexbear.net)
 

Look at all this morrel shiitake and portobella goodness that's going to get mixed in with my ricotta and baked into a delicious vegetarian lasagna. Muahahahaha

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Le epic Elon (hexbear.net)
 

Been crying laughing for a good 5 minutes now luigi-dance

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Erik Nervous and The Beta Blockers (eriknervous.bandcamp.com)
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Computer, write me an AI script for Pulp Fiction 2 (hexbear.net)
 

Nosferatu 2 In Space would be cool too. Also show me Celery Man

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Guns In The Sky -- INXS (youtu.be)
 

Thinking more about the drones lately than the Cold War, but hey.... can't s*** on the 80s

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Chad Zappa (youtu.be)
 

They got Zappa with the cancer gun sadness

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MXC - Squeeze Out The Vote [CW: general 2004 humor] (dai.ly)
 

There are some genuinely hilarious political puns in this episode. But, 20 years ago the show also made a few cringe outdated jokes.

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Serious post: How do I quit drinking? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by MineDayOff@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net
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It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.

Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. Care-Comrade

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Thank you Barbra, very cool (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by MineDayOff@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net
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Loving these desperate campaign texts

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