Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?

Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry

Doesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though...

I know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.

I like more compare with the Harpia birdy

Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.

Whoa

He wants to fuck that bird, doesn't he?

God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.

At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.

Don't do it man!

Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people's size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.

You've earned me chip, big fella

When their pecker is bigger than your 'pecker'...

This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?

If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?

Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).

That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!

That's the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It's a mix of befuddlement and wonder.

What flavor is it?

Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).

Ooh and that's alright, I'm ok

I'll pet the albatross

For one more day

Carlos for scale.