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It also disappears from your hands. Monkey paw that wish!

Compost bin.

This is going on his resume. This will be used as an answer on an interview question. Nothing more than that, really.

Appeasement.

This is where two balls comes in handy.

All of Microsoft Office, or just Excel, Word and PowerPoint?

When I worked third shift at a gas station, I called this little fella the Powerball Moth, because the paper you printed the tickets on was yellow and pink and I saw bunches outside on the windows, attracted by the lights inside.

We actually got a lot of moths then...much fewer when I look now.

Kindly do the needful, Iran.

I think they lost funding from USAID, so I don't know what it is now.

This is a good one.

It is what it is.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.