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Oh.

Oh god.

I’m gonna need to re-run some of these numbers

If you are under 18 years old, anything you post on the internet should automatically and irrevocably self-destruct after it has been viewed 350 times (this number was arrived at by science)

Well, I thought tunnel excavation would be exciting, but...

This has kinda been going on forever in one form or another. We've just replaced the peasantry with the proletariat and the nobles with guys who own a string of used car dealerships

Why does this happen, though? Why do the trod-upon classes concern themselves with the meaningless drama of the rich? Why does it inspire amusement and intrigue rather than rage? biden_whywhywhy.avi

iunno

Thanks to the power of smart contracts and NFTs, the community can now bet your ass for you in faster-than-real-time

Xi Jinping thought he smelled something cooking

After you have caused a certain amount of death and human suffering, you should be ineligible for Little Golden Book status. jmho

Next they'll want everyone to use protons

My wife read the kids a short book on Laika the other day, and it slowly dawned on me as she read that neither the kids nor she knew Laika's fate going in...

I did this forever until my wife and I moved to a place with separate closets. I figured I would move on to a better, more grown-up solution.

Friends, there is somehow now a clothes chair in my closet

DID YOU GET ALL THAT? 👉NO YES

I'm just hoping the standardized tests ask about Salvador Allende