impiri

joined 2 years ago
[–] impiri@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you! I assumed my initial reply would never make it over, so your message is much appreciated. :)

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] impiri@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's been a little wacky lately. I can see my comments in the phone client but not on hexbear.net, so I hope there's just some temporary Lemmy stuff going on and I didn't get sent to the phantom zone

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Trump is microtargeting kinks that are over-represented in swing states

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Tag yourself I’m HOSS

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is there a way to read the first stanza that doesn’t sound stumbling and awful?

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

“This is like taking land from its people. Which is fine by me.”

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can't believe 200,000 people showed up for that dogshit rally

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

It’s a Charlie Kirk clock face

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love too drive my children to school in the rolling pissbaby vendetta machine

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by impiri@lemm.ee to c/chat@hexbear.net
 

I messed up, y'all. I'm on vacation with my family, and we are completely and utterly out of cash. We do everything with credit cards, and we exhausted most of the Emergency Cash Stash on a charmingly sketchy mini golf place that was cash-only and almost certainly reports an operating loss to the government every year. That plus tips for housekeeping has left us with less than a buck in change.

The problem is, we're leaving the hotel tomorrow... and I have no cash for the final housekeeping tip. The ghost of Barbara Ehrenreich is making very disappointed sounds at me right now, and I need to make her stop by getting some dollar bills in my hand some way before 11:00 AM.

  • The front desk can't charge a gratuity to the credit card
  • The credit card company will happily give us a highway-robbery-level cash advance at an ATM as long as we wait 7-10 days to get a PIN in the mail
  • The glove box and center console of the car have nothing but masks and straws
  • Food Lion and other stores will give you cash back but only if you pay with a debit card which I did not bring because ??????

I'm at a loss. What do I do here? Buy a gift card and print it out? Wait at the snack counter and barter with people? Please help me make a working person's day slightly better instead of slightly worse tomorrow.

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