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If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi's secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It's true

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's true, i put an apple pie in the window to cool and when he smelled it he floated over and ate it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

i ran after him with a rolling pin but he was too fast

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Let them cook

Xi Jinping

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you set very-intelligent as your pfp, it looks as if the very intelligent person is sitting in a wok, which makes this bit a lot worse, or more funny, depending on your perspective.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I am very tasty.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

People always ask me "what's the problem, someone took your sweetroll?"

YES, Xi did ooooooooooooooh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

actually, xi did an interview where he mentioned he ate a raw ass uncooked steak when offered it by a farmer because he was hungry as fuck after months of work in the countryside eating only basic things like rice.

so he will eat all your food, uncooked or not!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Xi Jinping thought he smelled something cooking