it's true, i put an apple pie in the window to cool and when he smelled it he floated over and ate it
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i ran after him with a rolling pin but he was too fast
Let them cook
Xi Jinping
When you set 
as your pfp, it looks as if the very intelligent person is sitting in a wok, which makes this bit a lot worse, or more funny, depending on your perspective.
I am very tasty.
People always ask me "what's the problem, someone took your sweetroll?"
YES, Xi did 
actually, xi did an interview where he mentioned he ate a raw ass uncooked steak when offered it by a farmer because he was hungry as fuck after months of work in the countryside eating only basic things like rice.
so he will eat all your food, uncooked or not!
Xi Jinping thought he smelled something cooking