overview for cmhickman358

Whoever started the nickname "itty bitty booty wiper" for ButtBidet needs to stop it right now in c/[email protected]

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Teeny-tiny splash-your-hiney

I am pleased to announce that I am running from president! in c/[email protected]

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Pitch me your TV pilot in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A show where every week Jeff Goldblum shows up on set having received absolutely no instruction or script and just has to react to whatever is going on.

It could be a period drama one week and a scifi thriller the next, and he just has to roll with it.

What were they? in c/[email protected]

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"Windsors will never face consequences"

put your hands in the air this is a robbery in c/[email protected]

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But Xi hasn't sent me my May check yet!

We tried nothing - 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. in c/[email protected]

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They're waiting to hear back from the parliamentarian if that's allowed or not

Wait. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Wait

I'm coming undone

Oh, so exciting! The Klobster is a master of the big reveal. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Then read out the Hamilton Script. Then read Michelle Obama's autobiography.

Liz Cheney responds to Elon Musk, who has accused Cheney of being employed by USAID, and using it to help destabilize leftist movements worldwide. in c/[email protected]

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Or 249th

HOLY SHIT JESUS 2 in c/[email protected]

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Ecclesiastical Boogaloo

Remember when AOC said she was dreading being the "resistance" again? in c/[email protected]

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The same exact energy

Games that live rent free in your head that nobody thinks about anymore in c/[email protected]

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