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no funny business hand over the cash

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ™Œ look, i'll hand it all over, but i invested all my money into big chungus coin last year and lost it all in a rugpull scheme. all i got is seven bucks! just take it and don't hurt me!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

all my chungus coin gone

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What are you going to do, shoot me?

-Quote from shot man

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I spent it all on the magick beanstalk and beanracing ohnoes

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'll go steal it from them then

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How can I hand over the cash with my hands in the air? Checkmate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

the bean economy

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Np ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But Xi hasn't sent me my May check yet!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

oh ok carry on wumao army

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

punches you so fast you freaking die heh, nothin' personal kiddo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But my career is clowning all my money is earned through funny business

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

be a funny clown them or i throw a hostage into this conspicuously placed piano