cmhickman358

joined 2 years ago
[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

Both my bottom and top ones might as well be non-existent

Does that mean I win or lose?

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Brazen ~~Bull~~ Penske Truck

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Monty Python's Life of Luigi

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Portly Pig Banan

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

Then all they need are Mozambique, Tanzania, and Vietnam

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If we ain't talkin' Oatmeal Raisin then I ain't talkin'

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

You have to fight this at the ballot box sweaty, so sit tight until the next election then that little piece of paper will solve all of our problems!

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I especially appreciate the shoehorning in of the "former Soviet Republic." It has absolutely nothing to do with the story, but makes sure everyone knows that this is somehow those pesky pinkos fault.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why is there still a Church Ave? Don't they know Christianity is going to be punishable by death?

Also I'm hanging out in the Mash'allah Marshlands and becoming a Big person.

Edit: Was supposed to say Bog person but this is fine too

 
 
 

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