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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The videotape from The Ring.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Best answer so far.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

praying the woman in the tape doesn't even want that and does the classic coming out the TV and strangling him

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

finally, a little girl will touch him consensually

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

one piece, keep him occupied for a while

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have mixed thoughts about that idea, one piece is peak socialist media (and I'll defend that for my life). most probably he won't get shit about the actual political messages and will be those people who think its just rubber boi stretches his body to fight people

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't let him watch one piece, he's just going to identify with the Gorosei anyway.

"Listen here Jack, maybe both sides were at fault in Ohara, ever thought of that?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

right of the world government to self defense as they turn peaceful nations and their people into slaves, hunting the natives for casual sport

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The what now? The Alan Friedman show? Who the hell is Matthew McKindagay?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He should watch Golden Girls.

Why? Because who doesnt love the saucy grandma and her snark thats why

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

produced by Sam Harris' parents

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His fake scientist credentials were financed by a bogus "foundation" that only existed as long as was needed to award him a doctorate. He never published any peer reviewed scientific papers afterward; he just started peddling his cult of personality instead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I remember finding that out and it all finally made sense.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Biden after watching Joker= Biden before watching the Joker but just a teeny tiny bit more genocidal now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Shooter (2007)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

He should watch wolf warrior and decide not to go to war with China

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Genocide Joe would be impressed by jangling keys

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

The Butterfly Effect, while getting high with Antony Blinken like "dude, fucking, what if you like, you like, went back in time and like fucking killed BABY YOU?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

underrated response right here - that shit is exquisite torture

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Changjin Hu.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

"Listen Jack, we need to start issuing federal grants to MIRI"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this movie good? If you all say it is I am gonna watch it since it is on torrent now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I was going to ignore it. But - damn it - after I started this thread my curiosity got the better of me. so I torrented it. But I haven't watched it yet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alternative proposition: make him watch Amra Ekta Cinema Banabo nonstop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Alternative alternative proposition: make him watch Logistics nonstop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The equipment of 22 Jump Street for palestinians so he can have a Kanye moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The wandering earth.