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BOISE, Idaho — A minor confrontation broke out at the controversial "Hetero Awesome Fest" on Saturday when a protester took the stage and began singing a pro-LGBTQ+ song before being removed.

According to several livestreams of the event, including those from Old Street Saloon, the incident occurred during the two-day festival held on June 20-21 in Cecil D. Andrus Park, directly across from the Idaho State Capitol. Mark Fitzpatrick, owner of the Old State Saloon and organizer of the event, rushed the stage and took the microphone from the man after about a minute of singing.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

He also said he received death threats for his views about what he called the "overt sexuality" he sees in Pride events and people who identify as LGBTQ+.

The Old State Saloon has hosted various events, including "Beers for Breeders" gatherings.

My how the turn tables.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

This is the hardest not the onion thing I have ever seen.

The title of the festival. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dying here. Holy shit.

I spent a summer once in Idaho in my early youth. Hard to describe anything there in terms of "awesome" unless it's beer gut.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a cis white male, but I'll suck some dick to protest this bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Oddly enough this IS on my bingo card for today.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

That whole article is infuriating... WHAT WAS THE SONG!!

but seriously, this article paints such a sad sad picture for them

The festival, which drew roughly 30 to 50 people at any given time on both Friday and Saturday (at a park...in the state capitol.... it was just people wandering around wondering wtf was going on lol)

"He sang a song with lyrics that go against our values," Fitzpatrick said... "This is yet another example of lies and deceptions from the Pride community. That’s what they are: liars and deceivers. They do it to victimize children. It’s pathetic and evil."

like, ffs. That was such an insane comment to make after someone sings a song you don't like, but then you find out the rest of his "events"

various events, including "Beers for Breeders" gatherings, Conspiracy Theory Trivia Night, where patrons can win an AR-15 rifle, Christian singles events, Bible study sessions, and gatherings for flat-earthers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

I hoping it was Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Omfg, that's insane.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are they trying so hard?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Because they're HAF as fun so they gotta compensate.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hetero awesome fest

looks inside

Closeted gay men

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

in this interview the guy behind the event (Mark Fitzpatrick) says this:

screencap with subtitle "In other words, we're b we're born a certain way with certain tendencies."

screencap with subtitle "and it's, it's um it is sinful, you know, to act out on that."

he's also a flat earther:

screencap of Mark Fitzpatrick wearing a t-shirt that says "fake space by NASA"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

Like my dude, just suck a dick and live a happy life.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

I grew up in Idaho. Can confirm, that's basically the whole population.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can someone check if the active number of hinge users went up during this event?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why Hinge? Are you thinking of Grindr?

Also, dozens of people isn't enough to make a significant blip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

It might be in Idaho. That's like 1/5 of Boise.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

so its an event for closeted gay men, to be proud of their facade, and network/hook up with other closeted gay men. who, like them, likely have just as much to lose if they got caught. so they know to keep it on the DL.

i wonder how much cum was swapped at this event from one dude to another. i know it aint zero. im gonna guess at least one full gatorade bottle.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you talking about Hetero Fest or the Republican National Convention?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bro that would be GALLONS of semen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Like a 50 gallon drum at least. They're like 40% closeted.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Heteros cant be pro lgbtq+ now?

Should rename it to bigot festival. Cant call it hetero with all the closest gays it attracts.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This has big "why can't I also have a cake and gifts" energy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I went to a kid's birthday party the other day. There was a little girl (maybe 4y/o?) there who had been to another party earlier in the day but left before that party had cake.

The second that cake was mentioned she starts wandering around going, "Can I have cake?" to anyone who would listen.

"Can I have cake? Can I have cake?" I was told someone had cake and I'll be damned if I don't get some immediately.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I can recommend the whole album that track comes from, too. It rocks just as hard as this. Maybe this is more to their hetero tastes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't imagine those heterosexuals. They're probably fucking right now. Disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, we're just normal people trying to live our lives! Don't judge us!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don't lie, I've seen the pornos on porn hub. I even know of all the sexual clubs you guys have. I can't believe they let you guys have babies. You guys are Lewed! Totally. Even at work I know everyone is totally naked underneath.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you such a bigot? I didn't choose to be born the way I am!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Fine. I guess I can accept you all. But a handshake is close enough. Don't be tricking me into a hug. I know what you guys are packing.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

This reminds me of a straight pride event titled "Hetero Pride" that was organized in Finland way back in 2013. One of the organizers was a deputy city councillor and Finns Party member. He claimed how society and the media over-emphasized homosexuality, calling it "homozation". He also claimed how it was hard to defend the traditional family model without being labelled homophobic and racist.

The event was held near the Parliament House in Helsinki. There were whole a lot more counter-protesters and some came to the event mainly because it was more like "popcorn pride". One of the speakers at the event literally said in his speech how "we don't have anything against homosexuals, but..." and another said something about how "the Bible states that marriage is only between a man and a woman". One speaker was later asked about "what privileges do gays have these days", and he just replied "I have to be honest, I can't say anything about that".

"The tiger can't change its stripes." The organizer mentioned later posed in a picture with five other men who made a Nazi salute – one of them was Seppo Lehto, an infamous Neo-Nazi. He also made a Nazi salute himself in another picture, this time wearing a Hitler mask. When called out, he said "I'm not in that picture. I wasn't there. I don't know where these kinds of clips came from." He later admitted being in the picture, claiming how he hadn't made a Nazi salute: "It's just a normal salute with the left hand. The official Nazi salute is with the right hand at a 45 degree angle."

The explanation wasn't enough for the Finns Party, and as a consequence he was fired from the party's regional council because of homophobia. Later he also resigned from the party.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I don't see why we don't steal heterosexuality from these dumb fucks and add it to the queer community. Literally make it "OK with people who have preference" against "hates preference" if we stop letting them hide bigotry behind normal things, they can't keep pretending they're not bigots.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Just have some delicious drag queen tell them in a husky voice "Babydoll, you see that white triangle hiding in the back on the fancy Pride Flag? That's for all you vanilla-ass straight motherfuckers. You already ON the pride flag. You're part of this shit already! Welcome to the party, it's already going hard, and it's your turn to sing ;)"

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Random straight white dude here. I'm good with this. If my choices are either be included with the LGBQT+ crowd which also includes straight guys, OR be thought of as part of the hateful group who only includes themselves?

I'd rather be part of the LGBTQ+ group. My view has always been you be you, and let others be others. When you start hating others for being themselves, you're probably the problem. Unless that other person is a nazi or pedophile. Because fuck those guys.

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