Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.
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I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the "golly jeez" and "oh dang" and proceed to talk the cop's ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.
Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from "drug bust of the century" to "please don't let anyone see me here" in about 4min. Literally watched the man's will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
LoFi beats to use Fire Spin to.
I took to rolling mine, takes half the space, quarter of the time, and no wrinkles or seems.
Pro tip, you can also cook oatmeal and beans in it and it's better then any other way.
This movie is so fucking good because of him! I honestly want him to do more lovecraft stuff.
The skull chick is a bit hokey, but I love the other two!
I'm in my 30's and though I'm the most stable and financially well off that I've ever been, I'm still not well off enough to stop checking over furniture left on the curb. I'll likely never have the money to buy anything without doing math first. No matter my efforts, my only retirement option is a serious workplace injury with a big pay out. The most lavish purchase I make every month is the internet bill, which I literally need to do my online schooling.
Kansas is very much the same, though it has some "hills" in one county. I cannot stress how oppressive it is to stand on a 3 story building and see the curve of the earth. The only thing I disliked more was the ocean.
Could someone do mine?
Not to argue the meme, but plenty of masters still get injured by their craft.
Same! I was left with a small vestigial growth on the side of my pinky that baby me used as a fidget until they cut it off.
After telling a handful of stories to the goblin students I work with, one suggested that my life is so interesting because I have to live two people worth of experiences.