Pouring one out for comrade bee's noble sacrifice 😞
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My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.
Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.
A bee just died.
Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.
Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.
What a tragic loss. For the bee community.
o7
This is why we need to save the bees.
Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.
Good bee.
Ah this is terrible.
The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.
Great news.
The only good billionaire, is a dead billionaire.
#BeesLivesMatter
RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.
There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.
Nature is healing.
The world's poor..."Release the Bees!".
Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.
Long live the Queen
Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.
The question I ask myself is: You have that much money,you have a private jet on standby, a large security detail.
And none fucking thought about getting competent medical team or at least a fucking competent paramedic? I mean....I am generally unsympathetic amongst almost all billionaires, but as someone who has literally done VIP escorts as a critical care paramedic I wonder who fucked up that much.(But these were all "old wealth" and actually were not billionaires. And tbh they treated us with more respect than most members of the public do-that gives them at least some plus point)
It's not like Airway obstruction nor anaphylaxis is untreatable/isn't absolutely manageable if caught early.
Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?
Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?
It's on the front page of GoFundBee!
oh no. Where will we find another rich douche to replace him?
Don't worry, I'm sure his assets will be distributed among the poor and starving people in the world.
Right?
Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!
Luigi the Bee.
keeping all that money didn't bring more security in this regard
Frankly his lavish lifestyle of bee eating was, in retrospect, not a good idea.
I feel bad for the bee.
But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.
I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!
Oh. Anyway.
Poor bee didn't deserve that...
Death by inhaling bee is the funniest death note entry yet.
BEES! GET YOUR BEES HERE! SPICY FLIES, ALL DAY LONG. GET YOUR BEES HERE!
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.