overview for spykee

WhatsApp rolls out AI-generated summaries for private messages in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.

How did you fuck up recently? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

They’ve Observed Teleworking for Four Years and Reached One Clear Conclusion: “Working From Home Makes Us Happier” in c/science@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What's not to like?

Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

Deez peets in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.

It do be though and I'm a slut in c/rareinsults@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Show me.

xkcd #3100: Alert Sound in c/xkcd@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Pornhub sound!
.
MUHAHAHAHA

And if it's not, we got you in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I really hope so bro.

Bill Gates Vows To Give Most Of His $200 Billion Fortune To Africa in c/atlantanews@yall.theatl.social

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

I identify as Africa.
DMs open.

It really does in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\

Have you ever eaten a durian? What does it taste like? in c/ask@lemm.ee

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I noticed you did not question tasting 'unwashed armpits after a heavy day of work.'
I guess it IS a pretty well known taste.
I feel happy that I am represented.
Thank you!

Yummy in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Patrice wrapped poop knife I got you too!