When posting below please keep in mind both that
A: Hating pumpkin spice is misogynist
B. Women are bourgeois
Big "I wrote this on my own cup for clout" energy.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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I think you're on to something. Professional baristi know to sharpie before filling. This cup was already sweating when it was written on.
Also starbucks rarely uses sharpies these days
Yeah I haven't seen anything written on a coffee cup in years. They have little labels with names that come off of the printer, or the place is slow enough that it isn't needed.
They aren't supposed to say names either because corporate thought viral name misspellings were bad for the brand, they just say what the order is.
Also dude has the handwriting of an alcoholic.
It's all that "blood of Christ"
I mean he drinks on the job
Remember, 
stands for Pumpkin Spice Latte.
thats right.
Probably wrote that on there himself.
We love our atheist priests, don't we folks? 
buddy, ain't it a sin to "bear false witness?"
"Thou shalt not bear false witness upon thy neighbor"
Technically the people I'm lying to aren't my neighbors so I'm good
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How do they sell these before mid-October? Clearly it's a sign that God is dead.
That's what you get for ordering a pumpkin spice beverage in August, we aren't even out of fruity beverage season yet. IMO it's unacceptable until daytime temperatures are averaging below 70°F.
Second week of September IMO
I propose 9/11 as the new start of pumpkin spice season. Won't forget the start date.
What could soothe the eagle's tears more than a pumpkin spice latte
isn't he a tiktok prank guy?
You're asking the wrong person
his cloth sure does have the look of a Halloween store costume now that you mention it
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did he write that backwards so it shows correctly on a selfie
He's not taking a myspace mirror selfie, so no I don't think so
so he just has the handwriting ability of a toddler? damn he's just like me fr
what's wrong walter
No more half mirrors, Waltuh
Women be drinking PSL and hating god and men of the cloth.
Take that, god! 
Goo isn't really a thing, right? Like it's just a word or a concept people made up to control eachother. Man i think I'm on to something.
Goo's not real. I must convey this to the world. You, sir, in the funny outfit. Gaze upon this message of truth i have written on your breakfast milkshake!
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blacks rule
His writing is almost as bad as mine.
Also, he’s got kind of a cute look going on, I can fix him
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Oh shit we're seeing the synthesis of a new type of guy! Angry cell phone video taken in his truck guy combined with diehard evangelical "christian" guy, maybe throw in a little cop pissing himself because someone spat in his borger at mcdonalds (they didn't).
I don't thing this is an evangelical. I've never met evangelical pastors who wear that type of collar, more likely to be a Catholic or Episcopal or something.
You're probably right, but "reactionary catholic preacher" isn't really a type of guy online yet. Hence he is the synthesis of the above guys.
That's true. Catholics have a little bit of market share on the guy market, we have tradcaths and guys who make Dragon Ball Z Bible edits. We can definitely get a new guy on the market this quarter.
Imagine the person whose biggest concern when trying to make ends meet working at Starbucks is that a guy is visibly some kind of church employee. Not the hours, not the union busting, not your dickhead manager, not your pay, not your rent, not the climate, not your alienation from the people around you, it's that he has a little white patch on his neck. So you decide to find your catharsis by going "Actually, god's not real "
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pumpkin spice is a fail version of garam masala, sorry I'm a misogynist now
i have never in my life witnessed goo.
sludge, yes. slime, of course. but goo?
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:fred-flintstone-angry:
you've won everything meaningful and you're making up shit to cry about- I really hate that shit.
If there is a revolution, 
, under no circumstances put me in charge of the revolutionary justice councils
I am too gen z because this guy is recognized for some amazing bits on tik tok that usually fool everyone but the people following him
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