john_browns_beard

The police are extremely averse to investigating any death that could feasibly be a suicide, and I'd imagine that's even more salient when the victim is a minority. I've heard second-hand stories of this happening in my town under even more suspicious circumstances, they will do literally anything to avoid extra work.

I was prepared to laugh but I wasn't expecting such a comically large explosion, holy shit lmao

Anyone want to sponsor me to quit my job and play Satisfactory for approximately two years nonstop? I'll give you a cut of my profits when I make it big as a streamer, you could consider it an ethical investment in my mental health.

Jersey-like username and comment detected

Also seconding disco fries as superior to all other selections in the image

I have a refurb unlocked Pixel 8 Pro and it's easily the best phone I've ever owned. I previously owned mostly mid-range Samsungs and they always seemed to start shitting the bed in different ways within one or two years, I doubt I'll be going back to that.

Absolutely living for how sloppy this divorce is. I can't wait until Elon posts a video of himself crying from the driver's seat of a cybertruck.

White smoke - new pope

Black smoke - pope hazy, please try again (popen't)

Blue smoke - brisket

"lol my friend took my phone and typed that"

This man's outrageously frequent, bowel-based suffering is the only faith I have left for the existence of a higher power

This is a whip scorpion, not a mole cricket. Both are harmless.

Mainstream leftist party not have at least one terrible stance challenge - difficulty: impossible

Oof ouch owie my yttrium