Sephitard9001

But then we wouldn't have him drinking Rolling Rock . . . ON THE ROLL & ROCKER

Sometimes terrible things happen almost randomly in locations where the scum of the Earth happen to be standing and I couldn't be happier. Usually terrible things happen to neighborhoods of poor people who have shitty infrastructure

Dynasty Warriors Origins is like Dark Souls if you were 500x stronger than in Dark Souls

This is funny to me. It's like trying to posit that Lincoln was so fundamentally anti-slavery through sheer principle that he would inspire anti-slavery movements in any scenario removed from his presidency in America. It's like they had to give him some special effect so they just gave him the thing he's most known for doing like it was his life's work or something

Run backward along the fault so Bad Day LA can happen

He has try harder now because he looked at the Trump campaign and blinked so he got bullied by his own ilk for 24 hours. Now he has to go full Waco to appease them again lmao

Can't walk a flight of steps but I bet she can climb a tree like a muthafucka

Large adult nephews doing the fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z to make the Ultimate Nephew and saving my Iraqi Dinar investment

Israel about to be the only nation on Earth with a sizeable minority of their new generation literally being half-undead like some World of Warcraft village

Pre-crisis Tacky Chan with 4,000 years of Chinese cycling no diffs the self taught Billy Bonkers

Funnily enough I was just watching Shaolin Soccer the other day and I'm pretty sure he's drinking one of these in an early scene