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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah let's drive this sucker straight into a wall

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I crashed into the fucking wall because I couldn't turn left " - thinky-felix, 2016.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Such a banger

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

i don't care, hit it hard I dont wanna limp away from this one

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AND WHERE DID THAT BRING YOU?

hillary-apartment

no, seriously, where are we

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

no, seriously, where are we

Hell

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My pre election joke of Hillary winning the nomination, then losing to Trump again still alive lmao

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Here's how Hillary can still lose

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

planet-hillary

joker-dancing liz-society joker-laden angry-place obama-socialism joker-shopping marx-joker joker-dancing

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be extremely on brand for the DNC to install the only person to ever lose an election to Donald Trump, lol. popcorn-time

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

"It's Her Turn Again" vs "Make America Great Again Again"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

FINALLY, MY TURN APPROACHES ONCE MORE planet-hillary

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Georgie! Don't eat with your hands! Why do you eat so fast?! You can't even taste it!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really wish Seinfeld had gotten a Del Boca Vista spin off after the show. Get Frank and Estelle down there, lock. Stock. And barrel. And have them as well as Morty and Helen get into weird old people politics. That crew was exactly my grandparents growing up and my parents felt it like the main cast does cause the ages line up almost exactly. Morty and Helen are literally my grandparents on my mom's side. Also watching my parents get grandparent habits gradually over the years has been well observed in those as well. Plus you've got the MANDLEBAUM'S

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know if that would've been a blessing or a curse. Haha

I like that it ended when and how it did, then LD went on to do Curb.

But I feel you. Estelle reminds me of my grandma, no offense to my grandma. RIP So it was always fun to watch her on the show! And Frank reminds me a lot of my dad, oddly enough. Frank and Estelle were my favorite non-main 4 characters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd have to check who had writing credits if anyone in particular for the Florida episodes, maybe if it was mostly Larry Charles he could have gotten somewhere. It's VERY well observed. The Pen and the #1 shirt are so fucking on point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Pen was Larry David, unsurprisingly.

The English Patient (#1 dad shirt episode) was apparently Steve Koren.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always forget that's The English Patient cause it's a famous A plot that I'm eh on, but the Mandlebaum Odyssey is maybe my favorite bit from the whole show.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I agree, the "main" Elaine plot on that one is secondary for me compared to the Mandlebaums.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Please lose to Trump again, that would be extremely funny.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

SHE'S

RUNNING

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look, I'm not sure who created LGBTQ, but I'm trying to figure out how we can get them to LGBTQueue at the polls

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

oh my god please do it, please make hillary lose twice, i would laugh so fucking hard.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

praise-it LIGHT ITSELF!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I heard Mexico has a pretty good thing going rn...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

(imperial march plays in background)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's her turn

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, run the youthful 76 year-old that already lost.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Okay, I'm not American, so I can't pitch in. But itf she runs, American Hexbears, please please vote for Trump. It would be waaaaay too funny if she ran and lost against him again. If electoralism is pointless (and with these 2 being the candidates, it is), helping make something really funny happen and hurting Hilary Clinton's feelings might be the best use of a ballot in a while.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The thing is I would not put it past the Dems to do this. Holy god what a useless fucking party.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I would love to see her run again and eat shit again. Please dnc make this happen

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Fuck yes, please. I'm reaigned to watching this hellhole collapse around me and take me with it, so it might as well he peak comedy as it happens

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

She really told her makeup artist “give me the Jigsaw cheeks”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

lmao the one person in the country who is legitimately a worse candidate than Biden. the only person who we know for a fact can lose to Trump

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

time is a flat circle rust-darkness

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yes. And we all have to get Deomcratic Underground accounts so we can lick the tears of libs when she loses.

Again.

For the third time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I wanna write in Hillary Clinton because that'd be really funny, but if she is running that kinda kills the joke and makes me sad

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I refuse to believe it until it happens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I hate that woman so much it's unreal