DickFuckarelli

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

WTF, I love Obama now?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My child goes around the house singing this. I was out of the country when my fam went to see Minecraft and I feel like I dodged a bullet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Strobey? Maybe the dragon den scenes.

Not really anything comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Don't recall the soundtrack from the original.

The music in this one is great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

... this reminds me to listen to the track you DM'd.

Listening now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I mean, yes. But it's a clip longer than the original (I think? Been about 5 years since I saw it the first time), and the acting adds weight to the cartoon. If you saw the original the beats are the same (which were good to begin with), but it hits harder in the new one.

I dunno. Loved it. Not gonna lie.

 

It's really fucking good. Whole family had tears in their eyes. Bonus: arguably has some revolutionary themes.

So much kids slop is terrible. I genuinely loved this flick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I want this to be real.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Real "the showrunners have run out of ideas" vibe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Glad you're alright.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Because white suburbanites have it in their heads that flacid cuts with zero fat content are superior. Same goes for filet mignon. Shit's overrated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Fuck yeah, I do.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

This is the most correct answer.

I cook seven nights a week and prepare basic simple food. My diet is 75% vegetarian/vegan (I eat meat infrequently; usually for weekend cookouts and/or big events). I do not eat out often. I'm middle aged. I'm at regular weight and work out periodically.

At my last physical my doctor said if everyone's numbers were like mine hospitals would go out of business.

Best bang for your buck is lentils or dried beans. Salads are also a go-to and economically feasible if you buy ingredients and prepare yourself. Chicken thigh is the most versatile cut, with pork shoulder being a distant second. Both are economical. Beyond burgers are my favorite meat replacement but are pricey.

 

Seems like an interesting hobby I literally know fuck all about.

Talk me into it. Or talk me out of it. I'm good with either.

 

So, I've had moments in the past where I might have spent 30 seconds thinking about this subject but ultimately I don't give a fuck about competitive sports so my analysis usually ends up being, all competitive sports should be banned because competitive sports are dumb. Which is admittedly a neanderthal take.

But yeah, now the global athletic showdown is going down and seemingly everyone in my immediate vicinity keeps clutching their pearls and I guess I'm sick of not being able to advocate for trans comrades appropriately and articulate a proper response.

So what's a better response besides, "who cares?" Am I missing something? Like, if all things were equitable, what would or should competitions look like?

Help me out. I honestly have no idea.

 

Keep your bullshit takes and analysis coming, Libs. Your tears will taste like candy in November. Dems collectively (and repeatedly) shit the bed since Obama (and really going back decades before - but for simple arguments sake, Obummers do-nothing double term is a fine place to start), and now you get to sleep in it.

back-to-me-shining

 

I think he'll wholly jettison the Republican establishment this go around. His VP is going to be a sycophant, as will anyone else in his orbit. He's going to go on tour holding rallies every other week, talking about toilet flushing water and how they clean coal. He'll piss the Pentagon off by ending Ukraine involvement, and/or saying the quiet part outloud with regards to Palestine - something to the effect of it's ok for Israel to eradicate Palestine because white colonialists erased the natives in America and that worked out well for everyone since now there are Indian Casinos.

What else?

 

Stuck hanging out with LibShits and Chuds for mandatory fun. The amount of bad takes are staggering.

You are all the best. Thanks for helping me keep my sanity.

 

And none of you motherfuckers wowed me.

Heavy is the head that carries the One True Leftist's crown.

 

When can we get a Snuggle Session around here?

I fucking love to cuddle!

 

I genuinely hope anyone reading this is having a good day. I'm glad you're here.

 

When you open up the cellophane package and take a sniff, the air is tinged with a sense of extreme efficiency and a hint of personal choice!

 

... And think to yourself, "fuck anyone named Ted, especially Ted Turner."

Colorizing movie motherfucker. Rot in hell.

 

They should be your favorite band, too.

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