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"Break Stuff" Former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst arrested at London Heathrow Airport under suspicion of plot to assassinate Ali Khamenei. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Mr. Durst told Scotland Yard detectives he had been hired by a Mossad agent known as "Mr. Tickles" he met on discord. The two planned for six months when Agent Tickles sent Durst $50,000 in cash and a 3D printed gun - he tried to smuggle onto a flight to Tehran.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope they checked him for a chainsaw. I heard he packs one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

And what? He'd skin their ass raw.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want this to be real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Me too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

God damn this is why I blocked fakenews, because it gave me too much hope that funny and cool things could happen only to let me down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

owl-wink

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

EXTREMELY CUTE OWL SIGHTED