betelgeuse

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wow, criticizing a racist old white catholic man? your privilege is showing.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (7 children)

He had a cold. His back hurt. He didn't get much sleep. He was thirsty. He head a headache. He stayed up gaming all night.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

An apt visual metaphor, Obama holding up Joe Biden

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Uh oh your astute observations just got 5 pinocchios!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

SHE'S

RUNNING

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

modafinil shortage

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck is hexbear?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Were there twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017? The answer is yes. Were there real intentions behind these messages, the answer is absolutely not. These were casual, mutual conversations that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate, but nothing more. Nothing illegal happened, no pictures were shared, no crimes were committed, I never even met the individual. I went through a lengthy arbitration regarding a civil dispute with twitch and that case was resolved by a settlement. Let me be clear, it was not a criminal case against me and no criminal charges have ever been brought against me.

Did I sext a child? Yes. Were there intentions? Yes. Were the intentions real? Define real. What is real anyways? Are you real? Am I real?

Look, I settled in a civil case okay? It wasn't even criminal!

 

Anyone else enjoying the modernized messy bitch drama?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone has been training it on c/badposting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Between the plaid shirt guy and the white hoodie guy

 

My name is Karl and I hate every single one of you. All of you are exploitative, greedy, parasites who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass stock reports. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever organized a union? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own selfishness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than speculating on tulips.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best theory. I'm pretty much perfect. I wrote a book about the faults of capitalism. What books do you write, other than "a few people should own everything because they're special" I also wrote pamphlets, and have a really great benefactor (He just sent me $5, shit was so cash). You are all vampires who should just lose their wealth. Thanks for listening.

 
  1. Not funny
  2. Not interesting
  3. Slow content drip
  4. I've already thought of everything I read from myself.
  5. No solutions
  6. Not leftist enough and/or too leftist
  7. Shallowly serious
  8. Probably a psy-op humiliation ritual as part of a demoralization campaign
  9. Posts on hexbear
  10. irony poisoning (irony comes from lead paint)
 

DAMN BRO IT SUCKS THAT A SMALL GROUP OF PRIVILEGED AND SELF-INTERESTED PEOPLE WOULD STEER PUBLIC OPINION AROUND ELECTIONS AND SPECULATE ON POLITICS. DAMN BRO WISH THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. DAMN SON THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF SOMEONE DID THAT. I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE DEEMS WHAT VOTERS SHOULD CARE ABOUT. NOBODY SHOULD DO THAT. LIKE ASK THEM QUESTIONS ENGINEERED TO GET A RESPONSE OR USE STATISTICS LIKE SECULAR TEA LEAVES.

DAMN BRO. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED.

 
 
 
 

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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