FlakesBongler

joined 4 years ago
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Only through violent groin trauma

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

I'm involved with my local town politics and I frequently hear things that make me kind-vladimir-ilyich

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (5 children)

The only thing they learned was that you can get away with mass murder if you gussy it up a little

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

They can, but it's a serious medical condition

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, it is a matter of apocalyptic significance

Fucking evangelicals want Israel because they think Jesus won't come back unless it's there for the Antichrist to blow up

The same evangelicals who currently hold major sway in the US government

It's not hard to put two and two together to see how it's a significant factor in foreign policy

Jesus freaks get to fulfill their prophecy, the opportunistic ghouls get to kill people and take their stuff

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I had a LLV, but they scheduled me like 60 hours every week and ran me ragged

Constantly shat on me for taking 10+ hours on the route I was assigned when it should have been two separate routes because of the mail density

Final straw was when they had me deliver a team lift package solo (which was what fucked my back up)

All in all, best to stay away from the RC positions unless you know you're gonna get treated right

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good score!

Rural carrier work is a fuck

Messed my back up something fierce doing it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, I hope the Automatons win

They sing the Internationale if you follow a patrol

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Opus DEI (hexbear.net)
 

Is that a thing?

 

My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

 

anti-italian-action

 

Wallowing in her own depravity

 

Before going awwwwww...

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Bone Amee (hexbear.net)
 

sans-doot skeleton-wave skeleton-motorcycle

 

context

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Flakes' Filharmonic Day One (music.youtube.com)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Starting up a thing because I wanted to share some music that I like

This is from KMFDM's debut album What Do You Know Deutschland?, released in 1986

Lot of good songs on this one, but Kickin' Ass is a personal favorite

 

Watching Out There: Crimes of the Paranormal on Hulu and who should show up but brace-watching

 

He's my number 2!

 

Now my mouth hurts

 

Time to start committing all the toilet crimes

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