uSSRI

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Shut up MOM I'm gonna go do kick flips off the DUCK RAMP

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago

Put that shit in my veins. Let me roll it up and smoke it. I wanna boof that.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Scuttling the ship to go down with the ship to avoid the embarrassment

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (3 children)

First of 10,000

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

Letting your pentagon equivalent get almost blasted twice by my count seems a little risky for that?

Is this ancient aliens "brown people can't missile that good" territory? Not accusing you, just the general idea that the only reason missiles are getting through is because the zionists want them to get through.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Bless u 4 your uploads

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Days where 5-6 weeks of comments happen. What does Lenin have to say about that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Johnston's Greater Tufted Blorb

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that weird whispering quiet voice he does: "They say denial is not just a river in egypt...thats what they're telling me...and thats really terrible, just terrible...we need to make just one long, beautiful Nile. I know the Pharaoh...great guy...descended from the sun god they say...I don't know... but he says he needs the river to flood this year...I told him I'll help, but it's going to cost him...I told him I think the great pyramid of giza would look nice next to mar a lago..."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago

No such thing as "former" CIA. Interesting to hear this from them

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Z man in shambles

 

Wigs for turtles. Not for their little heads, no. That's been done.

Wigs that go on the shell and cover the whole thing. So it's like a toupee walking around with turtle arms and legs and a turtle head poking out.

 

Shit was wild how it was all George Bu$h and McDonald's in Iraq with Ronald McDonald shitting on a kid and everyone was like yeah "ugh" or "I mean yeah, but cringe"

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