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Up to 265,000 gallons of urine splashback could be prevented with snazzy new urinal designs in c/[email protected]

My favorite, classic greentext in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.

Swapping spit with your spouse may spread anxiety and depression in c/inmymind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Bullshit!
I'm a kiss-less virgin but I'm depressed as fuck.
Are you telling me I'm getting smooched without me knowing it? That's even worse. FUCK!

What are commonly used idioms/metaphors that make no sense to anyone who knows about the topic they come from? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too?"
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It's like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

Firefox Finally Lets You Remove the Extensions Button from the Toolbar in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

FINALLY, FUCKING!

We killed a T-Rex today. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Coloured Drawing of T Rex who's crying and saying that it cannot even wipe it's tears.
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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter

My wife has a lot of patience part 2. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Drawtism comic. Woman asks her boyfriend if he would like to bring toys in the bedroom. Boyfriend excitedly plays hotwheels on the woman's ass. \

Edit- Source: Drawtism.

What hills are you dying on? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I love your boobs too, bro!

What hills are you dying on? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Muscular guy bouncing pecs
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I said what I said.

What hills are you dying on? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Size doesn't matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

WTF? Americans and Britons swear more than Australians online, research finds in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why the fuck you think I give fuck about those shitty cunts?

Those of you that back your vehicle into parking spots, why do you do it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON'T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR'S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.