Good News Everyone

Some people ruin it for the rest of us. A disturbing amount of public toilet seats are usually soaked in urine.

No can do, boss.
Johnson dangles a lot and coils in the bowl.
I gotta plop it over my shoulder to keep my hands free.
Dont even ask about the times it's in the mood. I look like a tree hugger holding it with my hands, otherwise it slams the floor with a loud thud.
Designated peeing whitewear is a necessity for me.

Help, yeah!

I've been mansplaining this for years.

At home I pretty much always sit down. In public restrooms though? I prefer a urinal. It's faster, and I don't have to worry about the people who can't manage to get everything in the toilet. I wouldn't call it a "special privilege" but rather the more efficient option if you have the hardware for it. It's part of the reason why the men's restroom usually has less of a wait.

I could piss all over those. Easily!

Don't put your shoes into a urinal, that's disgusting

I've had a period of my life where I preferred sitting down, but I'm back at preferably standing up. Main advantages are:

• less likely to spend half an hour on my phone
• (On public/work toilets) lower risk of sitting down on someone else's pee