Calling this turd Elmo is bush league ngl, you’re leveraging my childhood sweetheart with the image of fucking Elon. Say sorry
gueybana
joined 3 years ago
Oh thank god. I thought you were a dumbass like me who would totally be baited to ‘fucking go’ with these hogs without a single gun on me.
They don’t get paid 2.50 an hour, tips are expected because they are and if they dont get them they get compensated. I don’t get treated like shit by fast food and min wagers.
Like, lets not even pretend serving is the lowest paying job out there. There’s tons of people earning way less than what your average server at a sit down is making
Ok, I might get fucking wrecked for this, but I hate tipping because I get treated like absolute shit by servers. I tip 20% anyways.
What I don’t get is why so many people think it’s so fucking absurd to tip baristas or BK drive through cashiers when they’re literally making you fucking drinks/food AND ringing you up?
Yeah, we know why. These jobs are for the poors.
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Comparing tinder to grindr is like comparing playing baseball to walking on the fucking moon
Thousands of unemployed people out there who could do this cop’s job without fucking up everything
You are very funny and i hope this
comrade if I could get my communist lover to break up with his girlfriend and hookup with me again, I would - but I am not a homewrecker
Is a very funny part of your bit because what the hell
True, for dogs are our true masters
Alright but can you actually stop sucking chuds off and spread the love to communists? Really typical that right wing dudes get all the sex from leftists
Another chauvinist prick only concerned with getting dicks sucked. You didnt think to add a single pussy in your entire abstract
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