frogloom

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

you could polish a turd into a dorodango. checkmate, atheists.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

when you said you love her did you mean platonically or romantically

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (12 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

they don't tell you this in school, but you can order a mattress from an online retailer and "return" it.

because every online mattress store is a shitty drop shipper - they don't take actually take returns, so they ask you to destroy the mattress or donate it to a charity (no charity actually accepts used mattresses). just fake some documentation saying you brought it to the dump and waluigi you have a free mattress.

real image from a real email that may or may not have gotten into my inbox somehow. that or SWIM got it in their inbox. i obviously would never do anything illegal ever.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

make a blackberry liqueur

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

ummm everyone else literally is my lesser. i'm the best and most important person to ever exist.

but i'm not rude to service workers though, it's a little something called noblesse oblige, sweaty. a peasant like you would never understand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

one of my friends started a drop shipping site for democrat meme merch god save me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Cryptmaster which is basically a first person dungeon crawl game combined with wordle

the world honestly seems like a garbage place to live so either i'm living in squalor in the undead underground or i'm living in a fucked up capitalist theocracy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"coffee" fans will tell you they're different some how but us bean heads know the truth

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

How does that excuse the apartheid state let alone genocide?

And on the topic of antisemitism, obviously it's condemnable and it's a huge issue that requires tackling. However, Zionists are one of the biggest proponents of conflating being Jewish with being Zionist.

But again, how does that justify apartheid and genocide?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

if i never learned to code, i wouldn't be in this predicament to begin with

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

for all intents and purposes, nothing (techbro)

ideally high school

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