frogloom

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecksburg,_Pennsylvania

Assuming they simply didn't vote in the general election, that's enough votes to have flipped both of those states.

It turns out genocide is unpopular enough to sway elections.

"but but but they voted for Drumpf!!!!"

corporations are just out there tryna survive, ya hear?

i hate my cushy bullshit job where i make obscene amounts of money. should i quit my job and become a teacher? here's what i'm thinking so far:

pros:

• i won't hate my job anymore
• my job is a real job where i actually contribute to society
• summer vacation sounds dope

cons:

• maybe i still hate my job
• my job would be a real job where i do work
• i won't make obscene amounts of money
• wtf grad school is expensive

alternatively, are there other jobs i should try to do instead? mind you i have no skills and would probably need to go back to school.

edit: sources are unconfirmed - the Brazilian link I had up originally was taken down

edit2: sources now say he is alive