I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.
It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.
The roommates situation on the other hand?…
Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge
Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?
Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.
I assure you I only found humor in people personifying a person into “Amber Lamps,” I did not recognize I was laughing alongside others who were laughing for racist reasons centered around poking fun of urban phonetics.
…ok so for this one I was laughing at him thinking he confidently could break his cuffs and people turning it into songs and adjacent memes, I didn’t think at the time about the power dynamics and systemic racism surrounding the incident at the time.
…ok so for this one, um, so that’s MS paint, a chainsaw, and a banned website… yes, ok you know what? I’ll just uh, I’ll see myself out.