aFairlyLargeCat

joined 4 years ago
[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Charlie's Prostateqin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

John Ketterman and nobody notices him having another stroke because of the constant k-hole.

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Some of the ones I like from The Culture:

  • Hand Me The Gun And Ask Me Again
  • Ethics Gradient
  • Another Fine Product From The Nonsense Factory
  • You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave
  • Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out
[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

“The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper ‘gUhhhhaaOoHhh’ because I’ve had another stroke”

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re all thinking the same thing.

Don’t deny it.

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Catching strays in the hog-house.

porky-scared-flipped porky-scared

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m not saying that house should get to mount his head on the wall like a hunting trophy, but

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

That tank killing their own settlers?

Khamas.

Bro. Trust me bro.

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