chapotraphouse

but did they save the cum?

Vaxxed?

But did they get his cum?!

Don't worry, the brave IDF actually has a whole squad dedicated to taxidermying the corpses of their fallen soldiers, hollowing out their backs and walking them around like hand puppets speaking in squeaky cartoon voices and pretending to be them. She can still marry him if she doesn't mind him only saying his new catchphrase "Oopsie woopsie!" and isn't to bothered by the 18-year-old brigadier general with his entire arm shoved inside where his spine used to be.

I’m not saying that house should get to mount his head on the wall like a hunting trophy, but

owned lol

Death to America

Reminds me of the bit in JoJo part 2 where the Wehrmacht soldier who's friends with Ceasar gets got by Wamuu and the tone is super teary-eyed and I was just laughing my ass off

Get fuckin wrecked ya butcher

lol
lmao even

I like to think he was domed seconds after bc he was standing framed in a window like a gift to anyone with 20/20 vision and knowledge of how to adjust iron sights for range.

Womp womp

had it coming for writing the date 21.3.24 instead of 2024-03-21, computer files must be a mess

Are ya winnin' son?

wait i thought zionists said using civilian infrastructure in any capacity during """wartime""" was evil and being ISIS

Pure dopamine

lol, owned

Merry Christmas!

I'm getting divorced and don't have my daughter for the first year so I'm glad to wake up to this

foreshadowing is a literary device

I wonder if the occupants of that house were married or had a fiance?