Umechan

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Listen Up in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Is President XII a furry? Like the halfway point between President XI's bloodline evolving into Red XIII's?

Sailor Moon Is Gayer Than You Remember in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Ironic that a company called Dic made a show less gay.

Listen Up in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Am I the only one who read this as "President 11"? Does that make Xi the predecessor to Red XIII from FF7? I guess he's not called red because of the colour of his fur.

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My phone just autocorrected "bottom" as "Britton" (hexbear.net)
 

Further proof that imperialism is cucked beta sub energy.

The hero we don't deserve in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

There's something about this that reminds me of those You Know When You've Been Tango-ed ads they had in the UK back in the 90s.

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You enjoy an Americano as a lunchtime pick-me-up. I enjoy an Americano as a lunchtime pick-me-up. We are not the same. (hexbear.net)
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I've never even set foot in this pub, but I've been told that I'm not welcome. (hexbear.net)
 

Apparently it's got something to do with some blacklist.

JD Vance? Is that you? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

JD Vance doesn't cuddle. He violates you then leaves, making you feeling used and cheapened, only for him to find another slutty couch to fuck.

An amazing correction in the Telegraph [More inside] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I had to Google the original headline to make sure this wasn't fake. I don't know how anyone can act like no longer being able to do on five holidays a year is a serious concern when the Labour government is in the process of gutting support for disabled people. This is beyond tone death even by the Telegraph's standards.

The replies are predictably filled with some MAGA, but mostly leftists, saying something to the effect of “how was it effective?” This perfectly encapsulates the political failings of the Left. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

That's no joke, patting yourself on the back can be fatal when you don't have a spine.

Monday night visual cuisine Bishoujo Kamen Poitrine 21-24 & Cyberpunk Edgerunners 6-10 8 pm est in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Poitrine is really fucked up in parts. There was one episode where the enemy was a tengu-esque monster with a fan and used it to blow some kids clothes off. There's also another where a side character gets punished by his mother by being given an enema, which was shown on screen with the camera only cutting out a few moments before inserting it. I don't know how they were allowed to film those scenes.

Carl Marx failed to consider that my post's don't get the same amount of upbears as other posts in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

When Karl Marx said "to each according to one's need" he didn't consider how incredibly needy I am. Checkmate communists.

The Chuckle Brothers' dark past: sex, drugs, and the IRA | The Daily Star in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It wouldn't surprise me if it were true. Many older millennial Brits grew up with The Crankies and then later discovered they were well known swingers. Anything seems believable after that.

I have credible proof from experts on Communist Chinese terror techniques that the Chinese Communist Party publicly executes factory workers to keep the rest in line. Source in the post body. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I miss the days when I could count on JP for new recommendations for niche fetish porn.

I have credible proof from experts on Communist Chinese terror techniques that the Chinese Communist Party publicly executes factory workers to keep the rest in line. Source in the post body. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But have you not considered the damage it might do to their jackets? I guess fabric isn't important enough for you people.

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Lifehack: If you watch a play about Margaret Thatcher then you'll have the luxury of pretending that she's a fictional character and you aren't still living under the legacy of her policies. (hexbear.net)
 

It was the best two hours of my life.

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London will piss-shame you for urinating on Thatcher's grave while offering this standard of public facilities. (canwediscuss.substack.com)
 

London somehow managed to make pissing in the bushes look comparatively more civilized and dignified then using a public toilet.

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Today I was forced to listen to mid-2000's trance. (hexbear.net)
 

Trance ideology is authoritarianism.

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I had to get up an hour earlier today because of woke. (hexbear.net)
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I live in a totalitarian state ran by people with no understanding of basic physics.

It is 9 am GMT at the time of writing, but it now identifies as 10 am BST due to DST, a woke ideology invented to exert authoritan control over proud patriots. Proponents of DST have infiltrated the government so deeply that people think it can now be whatever time they want it to be.

Think you can turn back the clocks? Guess I'll turn mine back to 5pm Friday so I can drink for another two days. Maybe I'll turn them all the way back to the 1960s to undo decades of inflation and finally be able to buy a house.

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I know times are tough, but I could never imagine this level of desperation. (archive.is)
 

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Conservatives claim to hate socialism while speaking fluent Engels (hexbear.net)
 

English is Marxist.

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I don't know why this landlord put so much effort into his Halloween costume when he's already a monster. (www.bbc.com)
 

Turning up at people's doors and asking for half their income would be a bigger scare, but I guess being a parasite has left him with lots of free time.

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Libs somehow manage to make even crime look milquetoast and uncool. (hexbear.net)
 

Here's the article incase someone actually wants to read about this boring man.

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Took an international flight for the first time in 8 years and was impressed how clearly and efficiently one guy communicated the fact that he is a complete asshole. (hexbear.net)
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I'm moving back home to the UK after living in Japan for 11 years. I noticed a westerner at the boarding gate with his feet up on the seats opposite him. I thought that was incredibly rude, especially as he had his shoes, which Japanese people normally remove when putting their feet on something people sit on, but I didn't dwell on it.

After boarding the plane, he walked past my seat, and I noticed he was carrying the book "The Real Anthony Fauci". I wasn't familiar with the book, and although I think there are things Fauci deserves to be criticized for, it just screamed conspiratorial chud. I decided to wait until I had WiFi access and could Google the book before passing judgement, and it turned out some people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

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