Every time I hear the word, I remember seeing a large, barn-like girl on a Nickelodeon gameshow shout, "YO, I'M FROM DA MIDWEST AND I CAN HANDLE ANYTHIN!" to loud applause.
Stalinwolf
I've always struggled to like raw tomatoes. They are warm and pungent, like opening a garbage receptical in the summer heat.
I remember in Grade 2 my teacher whispered something in my ear during a test and I got hard as a fucking rock.
"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
Not a terrible idea. I've been here for a decade and I've yet to try it, and never really intended to seek one out.
Elite Dangerous
Except all the black ones already have a fat creampie inside.
As an (expat) American I have always felt a desire to connect with my heritage and experience the old world, despite never having the chance to. It feels crazy to me that people are overseas living where so much history played out, walking old streets past ancient walls and buildings, and often within a short journey to Neolithic sites and old ruins. There are quiet men herding sheep in a windswept field with mossy rock formations just chilling over there beside their prized lamb, Ollie. Americans removed themselves from all of that and over a couple of centuries it became something mythical and out of reach. We are essentially cut off from our own heritage, and are strangers to our own people, but we've been brought up in a culture that makes us quite alien to them when we do make the pilgrimage.
It's kind of a sad thing, but I've been away from America long enough to understand why Europeans are so put off. Even the most left-leaning Americans need a lot of de-programming. I know I did. Now when my mother visits I am hyper-aware of how different we have become.
"I have mild diarrhea. What is the best way to dispose of a human body?"
I believe it was just a hint or some kind of encouragement in regards to the problem I was working on. Hard to remember. I just recall that warm breath in my ear canal and the most intense boner of my childhood.