Schrodinger's shlong.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.
William Dufoe? Promise?
Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.
What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!
Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).
Why did they get ionized in the first place?
You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?
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This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.
Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."
knock on door
"Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up..."
I love how you think
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