SchillMenaker

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 49 minutes ago

Nothing is dialectical

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

I'm familiar with it, I do a lot of business there

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I said biiiiiiiiitch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Which kid did he name PS5?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago

If I ever get the chance I'm absolutely going to become the undisputed "deporter" in chief.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I made no such claims

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's okay I already asserted my dominance in that one. And before you ask, yes, I heavily emphasized the 'ass' part of asserted in my head when I wrote it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (6 children)

On my back so I can maintain eye contact

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Lmao, I was about to say I'm cis but women's kind of fucks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

They call me Mister Green because I've got that LOW T

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (5 children)

They're from the 80's when bad meant good

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, I always got the same dreams but absolutely woke up in a panic. Turns out I've had sleep apnea my whole life and it was my brain screaming for oxygen. It probably means that you're just having them as normal dreams but because your body isn't literally trying to kill itself you don't get all bent out of shape about it.

 
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Imagine: (hexbear.net)
 

Something like those Japanese jackoff boxes that are in crowded spaces but instead it's a soundproof box with climate control and dimmable lights for calming the fuck down.

I'm at a theme park with my kids today and it's very not chill.

 

We're still waiting to find out how embarrassing this is to Putler

 

It's been a year at least but I always stop myself short of asking for help to figure out wtf is going on. I'm convincing myself that this is the appropriate place to ask.

 
 

I deleted Reddit from my home screen when the mods did the fake strike and I've mostly kept off of it since then, but in the past few weeks I've opened it out of boredom and holy God is it just a truly awful place. My only explanation is that it's a window into the psyche of the American middle class email job worker and they're so fucking brain rotten that it hurts to even look at.

I thought I was misremembering or that reddit-logo was just a good meme, but that site really does represent the absolute worst of American liberalism. I don't even have anything specific to say, I just need to scrape out the festering mass that a 15 minute scroll session there created in my brain.

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