SchillMenaker

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Lmao, I was about to say I'm cis but women's kind of fucks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

They call me Mister Green because I've got that LOW T

[–] [email protected] 37 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

They're from the 80's when bad meant good

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmao, I always got the same dreams but absolutely woke up in a panic. Turns out I've had sleep apnea my whole life and it was my brain screaming for oxygen. It probably means that you're just having them as normal dreams but because your body isn't literally trying to kill itself you don't get all bent out of shape about it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Someone needs to pin this post as the correct definition of the term 'critical support.'

You sir have won the Internet today. I'd give you gold if I had any. *Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It seems impressive at first but then you realize that he couldn't get to a shelter even if he wanted to due to the enormous size of his dick and balls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Men (especially white men) are raised to expect a dominant position in society. The abundance of those dominant positions has been waning for fifty years but the way society gasses up young men hasn't changed, which leads to increasingly broken brained men. Women and minorities are conditioned to expect a lower/subservient/supportive role in society so they cope with drought of dominant positions much better.

I have empathy for it but any solution short of lesbian Pol Pot seems to be insufficient. Maybe we all need to start worshipping Stalin more openly and he'll gain power in the warp like the Emperor of Mankind and be able to finally do something about it all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Marrying this loser

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Jerker Jerkerson

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Every hit is a good hit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Based on the original post I promise I never assumed I could understand your mind.

 
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Imagine: (hexbear.net)
 

Something like those Japanese jackoff boxes that are in crowded spaces but instead it's a soundproof box with climate control and dimmable lights for calming the fuck down.

I'm at a theme park with my kids today and it's very not chill.

 

We're still waiting to find out how embarrassing this is to Putler

 

It's been a year at least but I always stop myself short of asking for help to figure out wtf is going on. I'm convincing myself that this is the appropriate place to ask.

 
 

I deleted Reddit from my home screen when the mods did the fake strike and I've mostly kept off of it since then, but in the past few weeks I've opened it out of boredom and holy God is it just a truly awful place. My only explanation is that it's a window into the psyche of the American middle class email job worker and they're so fucking brain rotten that it hurts to even look at.

I thought I was misremembering or that reddit-logo was just a good meme, but that site really does represent the absolute worst of American liberalism. I don't even have anything specific to say, I just need to scrape out the festering mass that a 15 minute scroll session there created in my brain.

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