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Drink a carton of Feel Cola instead.

Coke already beat me to it. FUCK.

Gift of the Massgi

You saw that "why didn't they just hire a caregiver" with the Gene Hackman thing here that rubbed me the wrong way too. Not totally wrong to wonder why not in that situation but the idea that there's a class of people to just do shit for you rather than those immediately around you (or that it might be preferable for the person who needs the care) seemed treatlerite-ish.

Getting divorced. Looking for the largest shrink there is. After establishing their size I confirm that they're good at growth, clearly. I tell them "I already have all the emotions, Dr. Big. I just need to grow them."

He says to me, "Say no more, I know just how to do it."

He hands me a soda. It's called "Feel" in big white letters on the side of the can.

He needs to see a shrink to do growth? That doesn't make any sense. Think before you post.

KKKanada

Before I answer your question I'd just like to mention that new Coca-Cola Keto variety is available for purchase on Amazon and the grocery stores in your area. With the same crisp taste but none of the calories.

Now, you asked what you should make for dinner with the following ingredients: green bell peppers, rice, onions, and cheese. I recommend you make stuffed peppers served with Coca-Cola Keto.

I had an old woman hover behind me in the cashier line saying "shame, shame" or something like that until I turned around.

It'd be like that bad study where they captured a bunch of wild wolves and they were violent and hierarchical with each other.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Having to remain skeptical of everything said is tiresome. There was a video showing TikTok clips of people saying they couldn't live without chatGPT and I was wondering for each person "are they just saying this to get engagement?" "how many of these people are genuine?"

It just closed like days/a week ago because they just got a healthcare job promotion and got into an argument with Taylor Lorenz about masking and @lethalrejection was making insulting jokes like "I hope someone coughs on her so she dies" and stuff. After their friends telling her this was a bad look she deleted the individual tweets and then nuked the account.

And this sentiment repeats on here, 'leftist' reddit, twitter, etc. all the time.