I'm aboutta make it a thing lol 
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Please only become normal divorced.
Gonna do my best to be divorced in like a cool, fun way that people like, we'll see
I'm in the "divorced but trying not to be weird about it" group.
Divorced? Yes. Extremely divorced? No.
See we know that divorced leftists can and do exist. But does the extremely divorced leftist?
I started drinking liquor post-divorce and I struggle with wanting to bother with any of life's bullshit anymore. Am I an extremely divorced leftist?
Love and strength to you comrade 
Do you have anyone IRL you're talking to about this? How's your social life since it happened?
it sounds like you're coping with it normally by developing a case of depression. loss is hard. "extremely divorced" is more destructive, angry, assault-as-a-personality... that sort of thing.
I think the same way that playing a video game doesn't make you a 
, being divorced doesn't make you a 
it's the DSA chaser
What would that be? A guy who joins DSA to meet partners?
I'm sorry
Sees trans woman at DSA Meeting hoo boy combs soybeard and approaches ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don't worry, I'm not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I've gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I'm a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That's D-R-I-L. It's a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It's dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn't be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that's a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you'd like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma'am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?
You should be sorry
Oof
Cant get divorced if you dont get married 
They drive a convertible Miata instead of a Corvette
Don't ... Don't forecast my divorce... Fuck I'm doomed.
tuned prius
cw misogyny
This communist I know IRL got outed as a emotionally abusing his ex. (Honestly I don't know the full story). But he deleted his Twitter and withdrew from org stuff, which is probably the correct thing to do.
and probably he needs to seek therapy and do some growth
I feel like Brett Payne from Street Fight Radio was kinda of a weird divorced guy towards the end of that show. He was having some mental health issues, too, so I don't want to be too harsh on him (unless he did some shitbag stuff I'm not aware of).
we have a horrifying number of them in germany
Well there are "extremely divorced wifebeaters with restraining orders against them" in the anti-communist party, so kinda yeah if you concider them remotely left-wing (you shouldn't though.)
I thought being able to get divorced was a good thing. What other qualities are associated with this stereotype?
The problem with "Divorced Guy" isn't that he's divorced; it's that he's crashing out hard and can't handle the divorce, the ways they express this frustration by acting out makes them "Divorce Guys."
good to know. when that time comes I'll have to plan my divorce very carefully