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In a surprising move at the end of his term, US President Joe Biden approves $600 stimulus checks to all Americans, fulfilling his promise of $2,000 stimulus checks in his 2020 campaign. Asked by the press why it took so long to follow up, the President replied “I just forgot. We were working so hard on the war with Ukrain..I mean Zelensk..uh anyway, we got what we needed and Merry Christmas”.

In a recent interview with HexMedia, Grohl regretfully admits that "My Hero" was an emotional tribute to his then-time hero Donald Trump. Grohl explains that "You have to understand, in 1998, Trump was someone that was admired by Democrats and average Americans who believed in the American dream. He was a big aspiration for people wanting to make it big".

Grohl now deeply regrets that one of his most well known songs was written about someone that he would grow to deeply despise. Still, the Foo Fighters frontman believes that the song carries a positive message despite who it was written about.

In a flurry of high-profile cabinet picks, President-Elect Donald J. Trump selects online viral video creator James Stephen Donaldson, known worldwide as MrBeast, to be the next United States Secretary of the Treasury.

Little explanation has been given for the selection, but many other influencers have taken to X - The Everything App® to try to make sense of the newest cabinet appointment. Popular streamer Aden Ross explains "High-key he's the GOAT, plain n' simple". Elon Musk, who has just recently been selected to head the newly proposed Department of Governmental Efficiency, has Xeeted "Welcome to the family, MrBeast. This is going to be the most epic administration EVER!!".