GoebbelsDeezNuts

joined 3 years ago
[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

the horse girl game gets cancelled

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

only forbes could write an article titled "Why New Yorkers Voted For Public Grocery Stores, Explained" where the only quoted new yorker is a billionaire grocer with a link to fox news

ffs, please leave your apartment for two seconds and talk to people, literally anyone. a couple of "I'M TIRED OF PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR BREAKFAST" would go a long way but i guess i dunno what i expected from forbes

 

what a silly nerd

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

yall look like mortal kombat characters, i'm a big ass bear, and an owl. also fuck you

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

“Anything over 60 seconds is considered work avoidance.”

I used to work in a call center just like this. I'm fairly certain many call centers operate this exact way.

They track you to the literal second. The calls are automatically piped to your phone, so as soon as one call ends the next one is in your ear immediately. So basically if it is busy you get 8 consecutive hours of customers in your ear, with the only downtime being your breaks and however much time they deem sufficient for using the restroom. If you get an irate customer and need a second to breathe, you better not need any time to piss that day. It is hell.

I don't know many jobs where there is 0 time for bullshitting or standing around a water cooler. I made it 6 months before I thought I was going to go insane.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Launch the lawyers and the focus group analysts into the sun too.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cheetos Mac & Cheese

They didn't call it Mac & Cheetos and this should of been the last straw for all marketing teams to be fired into the sun.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've recently been trying to scour the internet to figure out whether or not Songs of Syx is a game you can roleplay in or if it has a strict meta. I cannot for the life of me figure it out. I want to play a "My society exists to free slaves" game, but everywhere I look it just seems like everyone who plays that game just naturally plays with slavery by default. Not only that but they relish in it, and if you express that you want to play "sub-optimally" they lose their racist minds.

I understand you all like to sack towns and SELL PEOPLE to "KICKSTART YOUR ECONOMY" I'm asking if I can play a different way. STOP TELLING ME I'M THE IDIOT. Fuck.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it was a thing in the news cycle for a day or two where a bunch of media libs were upset trump served people at the white house one scoop of ice cream while he himself had two.

yes it was as stupid as you think it was, yes my coworkers thought I was upset by this

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

kind of related but when i was working with a bunch of right wingers who all assumed i was a big lib nicknamed me "two scoops" which later just became "scoops"

ive never been so owned

for reference

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

We already had a problem, the democrats could've figured this out when they started arresting students and teachers during the Biden admin. They were too busy navel gazing and tut-tutting to understand the A to B. You're correct, they will absolutely fold, they stand for literally nothing.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There were a few, Lester tells you to kill a bunch of CEOs because he hates them for various reasons and recommends that you might as well abuse the stock market while doing it.

It's honestly the coolest thing the game does.

 

What are lines you hear when entering hell, or while watching the Super Bowl Alex.

 

What happened here?

 

Skullboy is doing a stream every day this week and is almost up to $350k at the moment.

I know a lot of you don't really like twitch culture so here is the direct link to the fund for anyone feeling generous.

 

I know ACAB and everything but the pay and benefits are really good and I'll get to carry a gun...

insert plan on how to be a cop without being racist here I can do this because I'm neurodivergent.

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. I'd rather be making art or whatever, but I need the money to eat.

 

So I missed some account migration period and I've been getting the run around but automated chat services all morning.

Did Microsoft just buy Minecraft so they could disable accounts and recharge people later? I just want to play on the server my friends just created but now I can't?

 

Anyone got any recommendations for nicotine? I bought too much a few years ago and finally ran out. Now I can't get it anymore because of the PACT Act?

None of the decent retailers sell it anymore and I can't find any new ones that aren't sketchy as hell or they charge 1000% more than I used to pay.

I refuse to pay $35 for a bottle of liquid from a shop when I was making them for less than 35¢.

I know the obvious answer is "quit" or "just make 0 nic liquid" and I will if I have to, just curious if anyone has a plug.

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Why am I like this? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
 

Me playing Pillars of Eternity: "Yes all of these fanstastical scenarios and made up words make sense."

Me playing Pentiment: "These old words written in a language I speak, with context, and that can easily be looked up are inscrutable."

 

1 year ago

How many of you are actually prophetic?

 

I'd ask which one of you this is, but I already know the answer.

 

Holy Fuck.

spoilerIt's good.

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