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Calling him 45 backfired at first because Trump fans reclaimed it, then again when he became 47.
Rostov or whatever "Russian agent" name they found didn't stick and was cringe for the few weeks it was around.
Agree on anything pun related, 90% of puns are utter trash.
Sgt. Bonespurs is almost funny as a name but it's immediately ruined by the context of "everyone should have draft dodged in Vietnam."
47
"Great work 47, now head towards the exit point"
Rostov or whatever “Russian agent” name they found didn’t stick and was cringe for the few weeks it was around.
Agent Krasnov
The worst is definitely "Putin’s cock holster" for obvious reasons.
oooof that's comprehensively bad
Surprised no one has mentioned 'Drumpf' yet, that one isn't anywhere near as devastating as libs think it is.
Drumpf sucks so bad that I think John Oliver asked people to stop saying it.
I looked it up, and this is true! Via Wikipedia
Oliver later said that the joke "got out of hand" and never used it on the show again.[33] In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, he said, "That joke became old for us very quickly. There's a reason we didn't use it again. It really is the song I skip past. It's 'Creep.' It's a good song, Thom Yorke! It was a good song when he wrote it."[34]
It'll never be worse than He Who Must Not Be Named or whatever the fuck potter dweebs call Voldemort
The one Jon Stewart used to say, Fuckface von Clownstick.
What? That's a perfectly cromulent fuckcrustable of a Trump nickname!
yeah that's why I don't like it. It's like calling Trump an epic fail baconwaffle or something
TFG
It means "the former guy" and not "that fucking guy" which is right there. Of course - the poor libs can't use it anymore because he's TCG.
dorito mussolini
Cheeto Benito
Putting forward for your consideration: Cheeto Benito and Mango Mussolini
Velveeta Voldemort
I've never seen that so I ask you, kindly, to delete this before it spreads
You must have the self restraint of a monk. Every so often I wander into lib spaces for some psychic damage.
Actually I think I heard that one on Trillbillies podcast.
Years ago I saw "Tweeto" a pun on tweet and cheeto and it hurt me.
Former Slovenian PM Janez Janša.
I highly doubt he was based enough for the Tito comparison.
He once retweeted Alex Jones
Twittler was going around for a bit
I think there's a phenomenon where all cultural phenomena are dampened by language barriers. In Spanish I've heard him called Donald Trompa which just means Donald Trunk. It isn't even insulting, it just sounds like Trump. It's only 1% as cringe as the English one.
Donald Trunk is funny to me because I think it's hilarious when names are slightly wrong.
I don't remember what the context of Presinald Trunt was but that makes me laugh still
Obamna
"presinold trunt" is probably the best example of what OP was asking for when it comes to "good" ones
"donald trompa" is sort of cute unfortunately
kind of related but when i was working with a bunch of right wingers who all assumed i was a big lib nicknamed me "two scoops" which later just became "scoops"
ive never been so owned
for reference
I don't understand this. So they were mocking you because Trump had icecream? And they thought you'd be upset by this? Or they thought you'd be upset that he got "two scoops" instead of one? Do libs get upset by that? Two scoops are way better, you can have two different flavours instead of just one.
it was a thing in the news cycle for a day or two where a bunch of media libs were upset trump served people at the white house one scoop of ice cream while he himself had two.
yes it was as stupid as you think it was, yes my coworkers thought I was upset by this
Thanks for the link, because I assumed it was raisin bran related
President Tweety is especially cringe because it was thought up by Biden or at least someone on his campaign staff.
Not trump but I heard someone call Elon “elongated muskrat” in person and physically cringed
9gag ruined an entire generations ability to come up with their own jokes.
Ugh hate when they call him all these name
Like when they call him donal titty because I actually love titty
my mum called him mr t earlier and that one was just confusing
yeah I feel like he'd love that if anything
DRUMPH because it's just a sad, nerdy, "UM ACKSHUALLY" own
My mom and her friends call him "orange lips." I didn't understand what the fuck she was talking about when she first used it in front of me.
that doesn't even make sense? the lips are probably one of his less orange attributes? very weird
IKR? If anything, his lips are pink.
tRump sucks
I especially hate the lazy ones like "the orange Cheeto"
Cheetos are already orange. The least you could do is be a little clever and get some alliteration in there
Mr. President