GalaxyBrain

There's no mountains on the way to space that you need to plan around

What happened to Jimmy Neutron? He's gotta be pushing 30 by now, did he take the tech bro pill and is living in a bunker off of infant blood transfusions or did he get killed by an oil company?

Fedora style Nice Guys of yesteryear should have adopted an old timey mid Atlantic accent. You say dumb shit with that going on and you have the irony safety net. Plus millennial hipsters ate that bullshit up. They totally could have gotten fucked a couple times just based on that at the time,there was a window that they just didn't use at all, if they had just had the theatre kid in them to go full hipster instead of half assing it they'd be alright. People loved shitty hats and worse facial hair, you jusr gotta ditch the goku button up and throw down an old timey accent.

Maybe they just have dirty windows?

This seems to be the most normal opinion regarding dicks. I have known a few strippers who have dicks and regardless of the target demographic they operated for, just after cumming dick was what got the goods. The half way point is what people are looking for.

At work we were doing a thing where we came up with diminished versions of band names, like Foo Arguers or Tarp Zeppelin and I think my Sex Pistols one is just a good band name for anyone who wants it: Foreplay Popguns. My Pearljam one was less witty: Cum

Edit: fuck, jusr thought of it. Leftover Snack

I hope one day he can do history side series again. Hell on Earth was fantastic

He was known for not speaking for like entire episodes before as well. But I got what you mean

I walk this empty street

On the Boulevard of Vlad Putin

Bruh, did 2Lovers4Life actually refer to the Axis of Evil? That is fucking retro! Putin is just out there helping out America's greatest enemies like...Saddam Hussein...Muammar Gaddafi...and Osama Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il! The Dixie Chix and Green Day have fallen for a nefarious Russian Plot!

Ballroom Blitz and Kung Fu Fighting are both grear songs about unrealistic sized brawls

If it's any comfort, having a bad time while there's a genocide going on doesn't make things better either.