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How Well do You Think You'd Do In a Rap Battle? (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I can improvise rhymes very well and am good at being mean to people but I have so little business rapping and my voice would sound terrible with it enough to negate it, if anything cause I just wouldn't have.the confidence necessary. I'd be really conscious about not doing a black voice, not sounding like Eminem or the beastie boys etc. I would be booed and sent to die.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Terrible, but I'd come up with the perfect lines three weeks later.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Confirmed whitest person ever here, I'd fail catastrophicly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i won. he saw u drop me off & I did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I have mad variance so I think 90% of the time I'd be the worst you can imagine, then 10% of the time I'd absolutely nail it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I think I'd do ok because i have massively underserved confidence and would act like my lines were awesome regardless

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

absolutely godawful, I cannot improvise to save my life, much less do it rhyming

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably NOT GOOD. I'm too....scatterbrained.

But there is Gachi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Worse than debate-me-debate-me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I can't improvise to save my life nor do I possess any sort of lyrical talent. Also when I'm nervous, I have a hard time raising by voice above a hushed mumble.

So I don't think I'd do very well.