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Would we have Lil cities that look like models or would the ants have just killed us? Global warming wouldn't be a problem and if we got as far as we did now but were tiny things would be looking okay

Mine's gotta be Marge on the Lam. It's got Ballet as bears driving little cars, it's got Homer about to have his arms sawed off cause he didn't let go of soda, it's got good waffles sticking together, it's got moonshine straight from your own still, it's got ghost cars, it's got Miguel Sanchez, it's got Sunshine and Lollypops and Raibows, it's got precious antique cans, it's got suspects in a...red car who are passing directly beneath the earth's sun.......now. it's hilarious and really encapsulates season 5s 'fuck it, we ball' attitude.

Only on things I've seen before and I'm a huge rewatcher. I still am primarily engaged in the show or movie and usually just use my phone mid watch to make posts about it before I forget.

That's gotta be cozy

Great grandpa started a security firm for banks and shit back in the day grandpa made friends during the war, next thing you know the entire family business is installing lasers and security cameras ans trapdoors and God knows what else in all these secret military sites or oil cleanup things that are secretly military sites. I had 2 uncles, Snarling Frog, the oldest and Boastful Boar being the youngest, my dad was a middle child. Anyways, they each got on different sides of the curtain, one had a gig with the cia, another was working with the soviets, same guy kidnaps the both of em 9 years apart and has them work on his fake oil rig. My dad went to go find em and ended out in this real mixed up outfit Zamzibar Land, child soldiers and shit, he went real Nic Cage in that War Lord movie. Me? I try to keep my nose a bit more clean than those guys, little less nose candy for this guy, ain't the 80s no more. I get this real simple gig setting things up nice at this weapons disposal whatever in buttfuck Alaska. This place was so far from OSHA compliant I could not believe it was government. The elevators had an 800 lb weight limit, I'm sure that's not accessibility compliant let alone practical and ladders going up 2-3 stories with no fall cages, bad show, really anyone trying to get in would probably just hurt themselves on that slippery ass helipad out front. I guess maybe they can use it in the summer? Anyways, I put all them cameras and traps in or I know the guy who did so ask me anything.

Winter storms? Sun damage? Kids throwing rocks at your descending parachute? Take it down to Lawrence's Tarp Tailors! The tip top of the tarp tailor trade! Of expert seamstresses will make sure your Tarp is ready to withstand whatever a modern week throws it's way. Hand sewn with the finest silks to ensure a detailed stitching by our well dressed staff ensures to you that your tarp will look sharp! That's the guarantee Lawrence made when he started and I'll see myself and my family dead before I let that change.

For the best out there in tarp repair, come to Lawrence's: The Tarp Tailor

Located on Wigstaff and Balmoat across from Jeff's

From the tools of the trade to the things from which they're made, Flarens has you covered. Quality craftsmanship and a knowledgeable staff happy to help get you started!

Why not start today? Why not make step number 1 Flarens?

New location in the Wetplanes Auxiliary Shopping Plaza

Dale Morlock from receiving: Spencer, why are you wearing rainbow suspenders?

Spencer Fleetweak: To keep my pants up...and our prices down!!!!

Suspend your disbelief! Spencer's Suspenders is having a LIQUIDATION SALE!!! everything must go, from.the two sweater strap.kind to the kind that fasten in the back, nylon, denim, corduroy, leather and even bronze suspenders are all on sale now!!! Everything must go! 75% off everything in store except the cash registers! Pay in cash and get 9 pairs of suspenders free! Special electricians discount with blue suspenders being up to 86% off if you show your union card and do a donut in the parking lot!

Spencer: This deal won't be suspended! It's one time only until march 9th! Spencer's Suspenders, 640566 Balwich Lane in the Suzette Parking Center! The arcade next door can get a little noisy, but don't let that make you miss out on these deals! See ya there!

Are you sick of places that just don't do it right? Tired of spending your money when you know they're just going to do it wrong? Come on down to Copper's, or experienced and highly trained staff also have a natural gift for this stuff. You'll get the help and service you need. So stop settling for it getting done wrong! Come to Copper's and we'll get it right!

Find us 640564 Balwich Lane. Next to Flarens at the Suzette parking center on Balwich Lane!

Since 1978, the Carvey family has prided itself two things. The family soup recipes and the family Felt factory. Well, when Slick Willy brought in NAFTA and sent all the Felt work overseas, we had to make do. And like Americans, we made did.

Carvey's; a place where our fresh daily made soup from recipes passed down for generations can be yours to enjoy. In a restaurant interior made entirely of surplus felt. The tabletops, seat cushions, bar top and even the floors and walls are covered in a thick thick layer of felt. For a warm cozy feeling that'll make you feel right at home.

Carvey's: soup for the soul, and felt for everything else.

We've got games, tickets, toys, candy and snow cones!

Basketball? Speedball? Having a ball? We've got it all!

We've got 18 different types of Wack-a-Mole! Including the legendary Wack-a-Mold game! You can even bring your own mallet!

And the latest and greatest arcade video consoles! Like Patrick Mann, Alien Raid, Arnold the Babboon's Great Girder Grapple and of course Polybius! We even have real street fighters! Get your game in gear over here at Marcus's Video Arcade Fun!

And if that's not enough fun, tickets and prizes!* like a plastic cone, a ping pong ball with a string on it, assembly instructions from discontinued IKEA furniture and a grenade we were told was a dud but we're not willing to risk it and really want it gone and pool noodles!

*tickets may not be exchanged for prizes

So go get your friends and neighbors and come down to Marcus's Arcade later today! At 640565 Balwich Lane right next to Copper's!

I can improvise rhymes very well and am good at being mean to people but I have so little business rapping and my voice would sound terrible with it enough to negate it, if anything cause I just wouldn't have.the confidence necessary. I'd be really conscious about not doing a black voice, not sounding like Eminem or the beastie boys etc. I would be booed and sent to die.