FlakesBongler

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Another classic thought-terminating cliche

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Doesn't matter to them

Vibes say everyone hates Jews free-palestine

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

He's in his lane, floundering, languishing, dehydrating

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My partner was absolutely devastated by this

Especially because now the internet sleuths are trying to argue that her husband killed her and made it look like suicide

Bunch of fucking vipers

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing says Western Leftist more than relitigating conflict from generations past as an excuse to not do any actual praxis

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His handler was a Zionist, that's why he fucked him up so good

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Zohran Mamdani, you will never be the Duke of New York, A #1 Baby!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Well, I guess when 3/4's of the media you consume is porn, it's bound to fuck with your worldview

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Always loved this bit

Especially the way Julie Kavner just goes "$700!"

 

This guy! 👍👍

 

He'll yeha, blaze it 5/11 4/24/7

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
 

I'm gonna spoil the movie, so if you care, it's probably best if you stop reading here because I'm not putting the entire thing in spoiler tags

So, long story short, Civil War is a beautifully made film that's also cowardly and disappointing

The cinematography is great, the sound is excellent, but the movie lacks something very important, an actual message

If the movie is supposed to be about truth and journalism and its importance, that never comes through, instead it feels very much like "The Troops are Brave: Camera Edition"

Because at no point in the film does the actual work journalists do comes up, instead you're treated to scene after scene of our protagonists taking pictures of war and atrocities, but never actually saying anything about it, which seems to be the tack the film itself is taking

That war is bad, but never bothering to explore the how's and why's of the conflict

The most hints we get as to why the president is bad is a mention that he has a third term (gasp) and ordered air strikes on civilians

Which, uh, I suppose is enough for some people, but the vociferousness with which the forces of the aptly named Western Forces pursue and execute the president suggest something far more interesting, which the movie could not even be bothered to even try and explore

To make a film about the United States becoming balkanized without bothering to even offer a smidgen of backstory as to its causes or even into the politics of the sides only serves to make the film a hollow shell

We're left with nothing to the film, and it seems like they're not even bothered by that, which is an absolute shame because they could have at least tried to say something

Instead, they chose very hard to say absolutely nothing, which only makes the apathy all the worse

 

Who wants to play with me? shy

I'm on Playstation as FuriosoThe

 

It's me, Flakes Bongler, the secret mastermind behind HexBear

In celebration of Valentine's Day, everyone who has found true love can go home early today!

 

Eeeeeeeee

 

So, my partner finally decided to get with on the trolley and start getting shit for free

Problem is, I've been out of the sailing game for a while, so I don't know what's good anymore and I figure y'all probably know what's gonna work best for us anyway

I'm sort of tech savvy, but anything on the less finicky side would probably be best

Thanks in advance, -Love, Flakes

 

Uh, let me be The Fear

 

grillman: Hey, you can take off your mask, get some fresh air!

soviet-chad : Lick my ass

frothingfash : FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUUCK OFF!

 

sorry, it was blueberrysadness

 

i've been busy all day and wanted to feel includedsadness

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