Esoteir

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

idk i feel like trying to understand this would lead to some king in yellow type shit, like analyzing this is self harm

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

plus dont bring your gosh dang phone

if you absolutely have to for some gosh dang reason, put it in a faraday bag with airplane mode on

if you're getting arrested and you still have your phone on you, turn the phone off to reset your credentials, that way they can't just use face ID to unlock your phone later

also ACAB definitely, certainly includes Hellboy and Abe Sapien, just letting you all know that

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

i was gonna say this sounds like a nae nae ahh jojo stand lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

atp i think im on shit in my pants no 3, no 4 if you count the time i shit my pants but my cheeks perfectly caught the shit in between them like a magician catching a bullet centrist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

i just wish it didn't post them as 30 foot tall screen-filling PNGs on most of the apps i use lenin-pensive

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard

thought the bit was gonna go in this direction

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

the ONLY way CHUCK SCHUMER is getting TEN DOLLARS is if he gives me SLOPPY TOPPY and then WHILE I'M DISTRACTED BY THE SENSATION he GRABS MY WALLET from my pocket and STEALS THE TEN DOLLARS from me

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

like dog they don't need your support they force you to support them at gunpoint and have killed countless millions

i-cant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

don't get me wrong it's a huge achievement for AA games, but I'm failing to see the independence in getting millions of dollars of corporate funding from a third party who then publishes your game for you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

grapplh hook fast doug-clap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

on EVERYONE's soul we're downloading the online-fix version of ts

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